The Scary Movie guru is going to play one of the greatest comedians in history?

Can the fourth film of a franchise really write out two of the three main roles?

Infant Sorrow is back and it’s time for another awesome rendition of…”Inside Of You.”

It’s time to light the lights once more.

Jack Bauer may travel through time (not literally) on the big screen sooner then you think.

Ok, so Aliens it’s not, but at least Blu-ray makes it a little better.

When it comes to professions that people find boring, traveling over nothing but sheets of ice with multiple ton loads is not one that springs to mind.

What goes up must come dow…HEY, it’s Snoop! SNOOP-A-LOOP!

So how did you do that again? I mean you just were walking almost a mile above Las Vegas, dropped something, and then caught it on the ground before it hit? COME ON!

I OBJECT to this film for having ever been made.

There is just way too much Twilight stuff going on this year.

In space, no one can hear you scream…or become a ninja warrior or cook in motor oil or go crazy.

Wow. Let me just say that I would like to congratulate TNA for impressing me beyond all belief with almost all of this Pay-Per-View. It’s too bad the Antichrist would enter the promotion just a few weeks later.

Bet you can’t figure out what happens in this movie. HOW’D YOU KNOW?

Consider web-slinging done. At least for now.

A paranoid Vulture?

It isn’t safe to go back in the water again, so don’t. But then again…we wouldn’t have awesomeness like this if you stayed out now would we?

“I pity the fool who don’t watch this trailer.”

Trust me, this is not easy to listen to.

Not just one sequel but a trilogy? Hell, I would too with over $1 billion in just about three weeks.