Rule #32: Enjoy the little things in life.

Wanna kill these girls? Get in line.

After a long hiatus, I am back again to share with you all my first experience of feeling like an official film critic and entertainment writer.

Zac Efron graduates high school and becomes a star.

So Miley is Hannah? I’m confused.

A big existential question without even discussing the plot.

Where did Isla Fisher find so much shopahol?

Clay: the stuff dreams and nightmares are made of.

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A bloody, good throwback.

This movie has more fat jokes than a mall has kiosks.

Enough room for a bunch of dogs…and Don Cheadle.

Reviewer John Price may have gotten his submission in a little late, but that doesn’t make it any less important then any of the others. But he will only be assigned to review foreign films with no subtitles from here on out.

If we all try real hard Scott “The Hottie and the Naughty” Sawitz will catch on as a nickname.

Each one awful.

Not just tweeny girl crap.

Not a winning advertisment for Africa.

James K. Polk, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the Hundred Acre Wood. Who says politics and entertainment don’t mix?

Just like high school without the tests.

Better late than never.