“Death is but a door, time is but a window, I’ll be back.”

Vigo said it, but maybe he meant it for those that beat him down.

Where does the brand new Disney princess stand in the long line of those Disney princesses (and those that weren’t, but still called that) that came before her?

There are remakes and there are re-imaginings, but right now both of them are en route down the road of “Murdering The Horror Genre Lane.” It’s also the new description of being a big old pile of lazy sh….

Merry Christmas to all…and to all an I’m baaaaaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!

Much like the God awful mock movies that I did a column about back in May…see what I’m talking about?…there are some directors/writers that I can’t stand. It’s not to say that I hate Tyler Perry, but being a fan of his work is not a title that applies to me. Chances are that there [...]

I know you’ve missed me and I would like to go out of my way here to apologize for my absence over such a long period of time. Crap comes up sometimes and you just don’t have the time or ability to write a column that you love to do. I mean that. This column [...]

I’d like to take the opportunity this week to respond to something that needs to be responded to. Not often do I like to devote much time in my columns to anything but the information at hand for movies and what not, but I felt this was something that required a bit more of a [...]

For those that don’t have a lot of time or just aren’t the biggest readers in the world; this column is going to be right up your alley. The fourth installment in the Terminator franchise opened yesterday and I could write a really kick ass column all about that, but I didn’t. Nope, I chose [...]

There isn’t but one movie opening up in theatres today and it is based off of a novel. Oddly enough this is actually a novel that I’ve read before getting to see it turned into something for the big screen. Over the years I’ve read a few books here and there that had been turned [...]

This is going to be a very short column with some links for your pleasure. Theatres are kind of uneventful this weekend and I’m also dealing with tooth pain from sinus pressure going on over a month now so that’s pissing me off. YES…tooth pain from sinus. Sounds retarded. Is retarded. It hurts so shut [...]

Yeah yeah, so Wolverine is opening today and I could very well make my way through the X-Men franchise or some other comic book themed group of movies but I’m not gonna. My issues this week stem from something that bugs the ever living hell out of me. Sure yall know that remakes or non-originality [...]

Don’t make me bitch-slap your asses. Seriously man. It’s bad enough to come out with a movie that shows you have no creativity by virtually copying past films, but then it seems as if you almost go out of your way to make it a crappy movie at that. Just do me a favor and [...]

April 15 was my birthday and I thought I’d share some events with you all that have taken place on my birthday. Some of them include theatrical events or some are just things that took place throughout the course of human history. Believe it or not, there is a lot more to April 15 then [...]

So you get another week of me not having a full column, but it’s not entirely my fault because this past weekend was a bit hectic for me. Then this was a short work week due to the holiday today (Good Friday) making my work week extremely busy. None the less, I’m going to provide [...]

Yet another Fast And Furious film is opening today and I am not really sure I can even take any more of that crap. Whether it’s something dealing with racing, cross country driving, or just street cars; movies about vehicles just never end up being that successful or more so…that good. Some of them have [...]

First there was the Rat Pack back in the day and they sang their songs and broke some hearts. Fast forward to the eighties and we ended up with the Brat Pack that didn’t sing songs and break hearts, but they sure as hell made us laugh and touched on subjects we all knew about. [...]

We each have our own eclectic tastes in the different genres of the film industry that we care for. Even then though we sometimes go outside of our favorite genre and see a movie or two that we just absolutely love. Then there are those films that supposedly everyone in the world is supposed to [...]

It is evidently known that it is rather difficult to have a franchise of films and keep all the same actors in their respective roles. Chances are that the more movies in the series; the better the chance that more and more changes are made. Hopefully filmmakers can get through at least two or three [...]

Ok, so there is another remake coming out next Friday (the 13th mind you) and it is of Wes Craven’s Last House On The Left. We’ve seen TCM, The Hills Have Eyes, Friday The 13th, and countless others remade throughout the past ten or so years with some coming out decent and some coming out [...]

Ok, so my work has been killing me this week and I attempted to get my column out, but it just wasn’t meant to be. The combination of sleeping maybe 6 hours since Monday probably didn’t help either. I still got something for you inside.
Holy hell does that make me sound like a dude driving [...]